Ogden Nash's Porpoise Paperweight

Ogden Nash's purposeful porpoise
Ogden Nash had a way with rhyme that made him America's poetic humorist for all time. We've taken his delightful "Porpoise" poem and given it a dual purpose, as a paperweight that also holds 25 of your business cards. So gather those papers swimming on your desk and plop this weighty porpoise atop the mess. Nash's words may make you smile, and both your desk and cache of cards will be better organized all the while.

Nash's poem is engraved on the business card holder and reads:

"I kind of like the playful porpoise,
A healthy mind in a healthy corpus.
He and his cousin, the playful dolphin,
Why they like swimming like I like golphin."