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The eighteenth century was a golden age of insults, with Swift, Pope
and Voltaire providing much of the lucre. When it came to verbal goring, though,
Samuel Johnson's lance was among the sharpest. He adored a good sparring and reveled
in giving much better than he got.
Among the 300+ insults defined as only Johnson could - and culled from his
famous Dictionary
- are the ones below. See if you can guess their meanings.
Just roll your mouse over the buttons to reveal Johnson's definitions.
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Johnson on Milton's Paradise Lost:
"None ever wished it longer."
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On the writer Oliver Goldsmith (a friend):
"He seldom comes where he is not more ignorant than any one else."
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On the overly garrulous:
"Do not be like the spider, man; and spin conversation thus incessantly."
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On too many questions from his faithful companion, Boswell, who told
Johnson he only asked them because Johnson was so good at answering:
"Sir, my being so good is no reason why you should be so ill."
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On Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels:
"When once you have thought of big men and little men, it is very
easy to do all the rest."
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Excerpted from Samuel Johnson's Insults, edited by Jack Lynch.
A Levenger Press/Walker & Company book, registered under U.S. copyright.
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